the abu bakar experience

2011 is 25 days old

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 02:06:00 +0800

Dalliance, my friends, is a dish best served under a blanket with a generous serving of pillows.

With that out of the way, New years aren’t quite the same without the customary declarations of resolutions. And since I’m never one to shy away from general peer persuasion, why not make some promises of my own that I may or may not keep. Not just because the whole world is doing it but because the whole world is doing it and I don’t want to be left out.

So I sat down and reflected for a bit about my life, about what’s lacking, about what I’d like to change.. but soon I came upon the realisation that in order to fully reap the benefits of this process of reflection, I should probably get abit more comfortable.

Suffice to say I ended up under my blanket surrounded by pillows and after more reflecting on the seemlingly unreflectable, I’ve decided that this year I’m going to enjoy whatever it is I set out to do. This year I will embody love. This year I contrive to be more alive to the possibilities of every moment.

Yes, this year I will. But right now? I’m going to sleep. And that’s all I have to say about that.

Extra-officular Activities

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 15:57:18 +0800

Not Abu Bakar: U kno whut happened this morning? I was watching porn on my macbook then my assistant came in, terserempak n nampak. awar eh. Baik jua laki2.. kalau yang the other one bini2..i wudnt kno whut to do

Abu Bakar: Thats going on my blog

No time like the present for some shameless plugging

Mon, 04 Oct 2010 02:59:29 +0800

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The nyamanest kuih I’ve ever tasted in my life

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 16:37:37 +0800

The nyamanest kuih I’ve ever tasted in my life

What a cute little kuih

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 16:21:03 +0800

What a cute little kuih

May not look like much but it’s a whole lot of delicious

Sun, 12 Sep 2010 21:09:37 +0800

May not look like much but it’s a whole lot of delicious

A picture that’s pretty as a picture

Sun, 12 Sep 2010 18:29:06 +0800

A picture that’s pretty as a picture

Jimminy (before the cat fucked him up)

Sun, 12 Sep 2010 16:20:28 +0800

Jimminy (before the cat fucked him up)

Rare orchid breed

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 23:08:54 +0800

Rare orchid breed

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 00:55:55 +0800

In 2000, Manchester United were dumped out of the Champions League by spanish giants Real Madrid at the quarter finals. That night Sir Alex Ferguson learnt that it is suicide to line up a 4-4-2 agaisnt a dynamic european 4-5-1. United’s midfield was overrun and the team were vulnerable to swift counter attacks.

In 2010, England took to the field with a 4-4-2 formation agaisnt Germany’s effervescent 4-5-1.

It’s going to take a lot of porn to move on from this fiasco. Alot of porn.

12 inches of pure unadulterated batman

Sun, 20 Jun 2010 22:43:17 +0800

12 inches of pure unadulterated batman

This is not toothpaste.

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:06:14 +0800

This is not toothpaste.

The Divine Putter

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 22:43:51 +0800

A few years back a good friend of mine gave me a putter for my birthday. I don’t play golf but I’ve always had a love for random trinkets. At the time I thought ‘if the universe sent me a putter then by god one day I’m going to putt something’. M Night Shyamalan used this very concept, let’s call it fate, as the premise for Signs.

So a couple of years; a new house and a new bed later, I finally found a use for that divine putter. From my bed I can use the putter to switch off the light in my bed room without needing to get up. Perfect for those times I’ve read a book to the point of grogginess and would like to cross the border into dreamland without ruining my journey with too much physical movement.

Unfortunately I misplaced the divine putter and instead of just getting up to turn off that damn light, I’m lying here tumbrling about being too lazy to do it. The future we saw in Wall-e is a lot closer than today’s scientists would have us believe.

Meeeeeeeh.

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 11:49:03 +0800

Meeeeeeeh.

Search on.

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 01:18:42 +0800

Search on.

"Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do"

Mon, 31 May 2010 13:22:36 +0800

““Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do””

- Bruce Lee

LOST

Tue, 25 May 2010 21:38:05 +0800

Abu Bakar: That show made me really really sad. Like i want to cry yet im holding it in but its too much it makes me want to explode
Yazid: Maybe this is how women feel. I could so snap at a guy right now.

Wallowing in the irony of winning this gem in a lucky draw.

Wed, 19 May 2010 22:06:00 +0800

Wallowing in the irony of winning this gem in a lucky draw.

Beware!

Wed, 19 May 2010 16:00:45 +0800

Beware!

Yongfook

Wed, 19 May 2010 15:53:01 +0800

Yongfook:

He will cure you with his seamen of wisdom